Glenn Jackson
My blogs
Occupation | English |
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Location | Somerset, Kentucky |
Interests | Books, the outdoors, music, carpentry. |
Favorite Movies | If it were not for the blog called "stuff white people like, " I would make a smug comment here. |
Favorite Music | Americana, roots, blues, newgrass, old time. |
Favorite Books | Magic realism, historical fiction, and whatever you will hand me. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie Maple, Must you always replace my broken things? Why not buy me a new door gym? A motorless treadmill? A smaller window of opportunity?