jesselcairns
My blogs
| Occupation | Bus operator |
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| Location | Sacramento, California |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | Canned quotes and attempts at flash usually fall worse than flat for these things, but we'll give it a shot. Hi. I'm Jesse L. Cairns, and I'm damn glad to meet you. I've been a writer for all the part of my life that matters, starting off when I was eleven and found out it had a hold of my soul. At age fifteen, I started my first novel and finished it four months later. It sucked, abysmally. Since then I've been trying different genres over the year, alternating my publishing search between trying to find a decent agent (which has yielded its share of horror stories) and trying to find a publisher (which has yielded two major disappointments and a whole lot of little ones). To date I have finished twelve novels, hit a dry well with about as many more half-finished efforts, written essays up the yin-yang and even done some short fiction. |
| Interests | 24, ac/dc, apollo the big meow, battlestar galactica, beer, bill hicks, black cats, burn notice, caesar the primary cat, capricorn, cats, cheese, chico state, christopher titus, christy canyon, clive barker, comedy, cooking, dexter, doctor who, driving, essays, eureka, farscape, fight club, firefly, free speech, george carlin, ghosts, guns n roses, hell, horror, humor, ibanez rg550, intelligent thought, isis nile, j.d. robb, james herbert, joe satriani, kate winslet, kevin smith, law & order, law & order: ci, law & order: svu, libertarian, marcus the backup kitty, marriage, mercury the fat one, minimal standards suck, mlb, mocking the stupid, movies, nba, nfl, oakland a's, oakland raiders, politics, publishing, rain, ramones, reading, real life experiences, real women have curves, relationships, rock and roll, ron white, sarcasm, satire, schadenfreude, scrubs, sex, skateboarding, slayer, sports, stargate atlantis, stargate sg-1, stephen king, stephen lynch, sturm und drang, tattoos, the dan patrick show, the dresden files, twin peaks, victoria, weather warden, wine, winters high school, writing, zombies, zoom 9002 |