IceCreamNinja
| Location | Japan |
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| Introduction | I have been told that a famous historical figure was named after me. Time travel can be a problematic science to master. |
| Interests | Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat, Breathing, Meandering about town, Doffing imaginary caps, Organizing informal parades, Burninating, Surrendering reason to imaginary voices, Slapping aliens, Insulting lampshades, Purchasing fruit with a coupon, Adding the otherwise entirely unnecessary suffix "anamaramacon" to everyday words, Controlling America's shadow government, Fashioning a cult around a deep-seated admiration of the Pillsbury Doughboy, Furrowing brows, The rise of militarism in pre-war Japan, Venetian blinds, People who pronounce simple words incorrectly, The increasingly widespread use of the word "impact" as a substitute for the words "affect" and "effect", Shakespearean tomfoolery, Sleeping. |