Noko Kolios
My blogs
| Industry | Banking |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Clerk (for elderly people :) ) |
| Location | Nicosia, Nicosia, Cyprus |
| Introduction | I am serious. I like ladies (in Thailand by "ladies" they mean prostitutes - I want to make it clear, NOT that kind of ladies!). Was in the army (this means I am expert in survining hahahaha.. in Cyprus!), I am a beautiful God and when ladies see me on the streets they want to tear my clothes apart (they confuse me with Sakis Rouvas-but I have nothing to do with him! - To all that don't know Sakis, he is a gay singer that young ladies like). Somebody please stop me becasue I don't know til when I 'll continue writing all this bullshit about me! In essence, I am a good boy. Did I say “boy”?-I meant “man, He-man!” (in Cypriot “heman” is a homophone for sperm). Between serious and joke, I can donate my sperm if anyone is interested. Just leave me a comment on my blog with your contact information and I will contact you. And that’s all folks! And one last thing I want to emphasize about myself, is that (again!) I like stamps. My theory about life is to live life farting, drinking beer, eating good food , having good friends (like Kolios and Pornatsos), making lots of travelling abroad and having quality sex and also (because I want to be close to religion) helping people in need. |
| Interests | music, beer, hiking, basketball, billiards, backgammon, surfing the web, quality sex, late night movies (not porn :) ), making a little fun of Gantemis (our unlucky friend), supporting Giannakis Kolios (my dearest friend), psychological support to my unstable porn maniac friend Markos Perembeshis (aka "Pornatsos"), eating (faiiiiin - most times I expect my friend Orestis to cook for me), fart-drink-burping-becoming donkey (gaaaaros), lying on the couch being too bored to get up to have water, collecting stamps, exercising (only two months per year :) ), travelling, chess (about once a year), the Cyprus dispute, I don't like football because I lost too much money on betting, great food and that's all folks! :) |
| Favorite movies | Titanic - hahaha I'm joking! I wonder how this bullshit was watched by so many people!, I don't have any - but since I have to write something just to fill the space- I 'll say THE BIG LEBOWSKI. |
| Favorite music | vas vas vas O Paraskeuas, mou fage o Vlachos to tiri, I'm singing in the rain |
| Favorite books | Bible, O megalos peripatos tou Petrou, I Loxantra, (the last two books I didn't bother to read at school-I just copy pasted the summary from others!) |
