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|Location||Tinseltown, California, United States|
|Introduction||I have been a Movie Star since 1915, which means I'm better than you are, but I like you anyway. Want to have sex?|
|Interests||Alcohol, sex, myself, alcohol, more sex, movies, sex, alcohol|
|Favorite Movies||Privates on Display (Starring ME!), Heat Crazed! (My debut), HER! (My best film), The Mailman Always Comes Twice (My best acting), The Carpetmunchers (I directed it), Caligulee Caligula (My first film with Steve Reeves. Such a cutie!)|
|Favorite Music||My many hit songs - The Sailor Song, Stand Tall and Erect, Privates on Display, I'll Kill You Bitch (My rap debut)|
|Favorite Books||TALLYHO, TALLULAH!, my new masterpiece, available NOW! My Lush Life (The greatest book I have ever written). The Sensuous Woman, The 120 Days of Sodom (I've crossed 87 days off my To-Do List!), The Q Guide to Classic Monster Movies (Not really, but Dougie insisted.)|
You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?
Avoid it??? What do you think a head is for? Besides being a great gift, that is? Give someone head today!