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Gender Male
Industry Investment Banking
Occupation Privateer
Location Tampa, Florida, United States
Introduction Can swallow entire watermelons. Breakdance fights with trained bears. Has never once used the word my in polite conversation. Conversely, finds it rude not to use porpoise in polite conversation.
Interests Don't really know. Everything I started to type in here seemed really generic. I'm not sure I could give a shit that someone else likes, "Music".
Favorite Movies 28 Weeks Later, Lesbian Vampire Killers, V for Vendetta, Master of the Flying Guillotine
Favorite Music Disturbed, Shinedown, Metric, Shiny Toy Guns, Ellegarden, Scars Borough, Gackt, Flobots, Paramore, Radwimps, Superbus, System of a Down, Ect
Favorite Books Jurrasic Park, James and the Giant Peach, World War Z, Much Ado About Love

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

You'll know it's naked if it has black bars covering it's privates.