My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Industry	Investment Banking
Occupation	Privateer
Location	Tampa, Florida, United States
Introduction	Can swallow entire watermelons. Breakdance fights with trained bears. Has never once used the word my in polite conversation. Conversely, finds it rude not to use porpoise in polite conversation.
Interests	Don't really know. Everything I started to type in here seemed really generic. I'm not sure I could give a shit that someone else likes, "Music".
Favorite movies	28 Weeks Later, Lesbian Vampire Killers, V for Vendetta, Master of the Flying Guillotine
Favorite music	Disturbed, Shinedown, Metric, Shiny Toy Guns, Ellegarden, Scars Borough, Gackt, Flobots, Paramore, Radwimps, Superbus, System of a Down, Ect
Favorite books	Jurrasic Park, James and the Giant Peach, World War Z, Much Ado About Love

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

You'll know it's naked if it has black bars covering it's privates.