Richie McWhite
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | Advisor to God and other corporate interests |
| Location | Washington, D.C., United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I am an upstanding red-blooded conservative American Christian male. |
| Interests | Praying, obeying, suspending disbelief, conforming, envying those richer than myself, hating those who are poorer than myself, supporting the troops, hanging up the Ten Commandments in public buildings, scrapbooking, GOP fundraising, ridding the world of the Judeo-Satanic influence, golf, driving my Hummer, subjugating my wife and daughters, supporting the president, attending Justice Sunday events, Promise Keeping, removing Noam Chomsly from local libraries |
| Favorite movies | Patton, Triumph of the Will, The Boys from Brazil, Independence Day, Pealr Harbor, Blackhawk Down, Beaches, Conan the Barbarian, Red Dawn, Saving Private Ryan, Gladiator, Braveheart, High Noon, Stalag 17, Gettysburg, Platoon, She's All That, The Patriot, Passion of the Christ, Birth of a Nation, All Quiet on the Western Front, The Guns of Navarrone, The Thin Red Line, Macarthur, Full Metal Jacket, The Deer Hunter, Born on the Fourth of July, When Harry Met Sally |
| Favorite music | Wagner, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, Jimmy Swaggart, John Ashcroft |
| Favorite books | Unhinged by Michelle Malkin, The Heritage Guide to the Constitution by Edwin Meese, ed., The Politically Incorrect Guide to Science by Tom Bethell, Women Who Make the World Worse by Kate O'Beirne, Millionaire Republican by Wayne Allen Root, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must) by Ann Coulter, The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle, Treason by Ann Coulter, Slander by Ann Coulter, High Crimes and Misdemeanors: The Case Against Bill Clinton by Ann Coulter |
Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
Because choo-choos sounds too much like Chi-Coms, you America-hating jerk!