Gender	Male
Industry	Environment
Location	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
Introduction	I am not famous or notable in any way. Just a dude trying to make it through the day. Hey that rhymes.
Interests	Science, music, food, beer, books, baseball, football, cartoons, writing stuff, allergy medicine
Favorite movies	Boogie Nights, Anchorman, Dirty Work, Beerfest, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, American Graffiti, Easy Rider, Batman (1966), Batman (1989), Batman Begins, Kill Bill, Fight Club, Die Hard, Boondock Saints, The Matrix, Coffee and Cigarettes, Napoleon Dynamite, Animal House, Jurassic Park, Jaws, Blow, Three Amigos, A Mighty Wind, The Shining, Dr. Strangelove, Rudy, Shaun of the Dead, Lost in America, 2001
Favorite music	Beck, Pavement/Stephen Malkmus, Radiohead, Wilco, My Morning Jacket, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Smiths, Talking Heads, Pearl Jam
Favorite books	The Catcher in the Rye, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, 1984, Animal Farm, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Flatland: A Romance in Many Dimensions, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Apathy and Other Small Victories, The Andromeda Strain, Sphere, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Congo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Blonde

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

A sentient lobster bib.