kranki

My blogs

Gender	Male
Industry	Publishing
Occupation	Bounty Hunter/Comedy Writer/Instigator
Location	San Francisco, California, United States
Introduction	I can catch flies with my bare hands. I like Mint Chip ice cream. I was expelled from Nursery School. I like people that like me. If we were in prison together I would be the guy to talk to about procuring things. My favorite words are cumshaw, fustigate and girth.
Interests	I like to watch anything that has lions and hyenas fighting. I like going to live music shows. If I could go see a live music show that also had lions and hyenas fighting... wow.
Favorite Movies	Million Dollar Baby, Garden State, The Sting, Bladerunner, Chinatown, Bridge on the River Kuai, Brazil, Almost Famous, Bob Roberts, Fresh, Unforgiven, Office Space, Fletch, Empire of the Sun, Memento, In America, Touching the Void, Anchorman, Friday Night Lights, Old School
Favorite Music	www.KCRW.com, Radiohead, Beck, Ben Harper, Neal Young, Massive Attack, The Beatles, Mazzy Star, Bob Marley, Nick Drake, Arcade Fire
Favorite Books	The Alchemist, Amos and Boris, Oh The Places You'll Go!, Of Mice and Men, Farenheit 451, Confederacy of Dunces, Life of Pi, Lonesome Dove, Coloring books, The Doctor's Book of Home Remedies, Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the Blogging Blog, The Nimrod Flip-Out, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Underworld

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

You must wear a swim suit in the pool at all times. It was a school rule. Also, we didn't have a pool.