My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Industry	Marketing
Occupation	professional second-guesser
Location	Longmont, Colorado, United States
Introduction	Don't like my blog? Find it self-indulgent, pretentious, pointless, and predictable (not to mention full of gratuitous alliteration)? That makes two of us.
Interests	Finding new ways to warp the space-time continuum, desperately seeking pho, tacos, and fish & chips

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

If you've ever been a creature 3" tall attempting to cross a road where a constant stream of 2-ton vehicles are peddling death, you know nakedness.