Helen the Felon

My blogs

Gender	Female
Industry	Accounting
Occupation	Judge/Jury/Executioner
Location	Brooklyn, New York, United States
Introduction	This is my personal blog. The views expressed on these pages are mine alone and not those of my employer. Or my mom. Or Robert Loggia.
Interests	I care for Apple Jacks a great deal.

That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?

If by "fish" you mean "vagina," then yes, yes it can.