craigfu
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Georgetown, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I'm scared of heights, I have zero self discipline, and I have a tendency to get lost in what I'm doing or thinking. |
| Interests | Reading, writing, and 'rithmetic. Golf, tennis, and volleyball. Anything on or in water. Using ellipses. Woodworking, designing and building furniture. Totally untrained dogs. Cooking and drinking beer with friends, especially if we can talk shit while we do it. |
| Favorite Movies | Blade Runner, Punch-Drunk Love, Stripes, Caddyshack, Gallipoli, Cinema Paradiso, and Kung Fu Hustle. |
| Favorite Music | The Pixies are still the greatest band ever, in a tie with the Rolling Stones, The Police and R.E.M., Sufjan Stevens, Spoon, and My Morning Jacket. |
| Favorite Books | The Great Gatsby, Filth by Irvine Welsh, Girlfriend in a Coma by Douglas Copeland, Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace, Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris, and I have a soft spot in my heart for trashy novels by Clive Cussler and Tom Clancy. |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Like the dirty whore she is when she is alone.