Gender	Male
Industry	Fashion
Occupation	Chill dude
Location	Scottsdale, AZ, United States
Introduction	I try to make people laugh. I enjoy ruining social situations and I can't have nice things.
Interests	Lady people. Eating edible foods. 50's themed restaurants. Elegance. Pizza Parties. Partial Nudity. Low fives. Yellow traffic lights. Topanga from "Boy Meets World" if she dropped fifteen pounds.
Favorite movies	"Maid In Manhattan." Simply because of my love for homonyms.
Favorite music	Most of the songs on Jock Jams Vol. 1 & 2.
Favorite books	Bukowski.

What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?

Naked ladies.