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Location	5214, New Mulletonia
Introduction	I am the benevolent dictator of New Mulletonia, a small island nation in the middle of Table Rock Lake in Southwest Missouri. My wife of 25+ years, Dorothy Piranha, and I are the parents of two children: our 17 year old daughter DeSoto Piranha, and our 15 year old son Diplodicus Piranha. DeSoto and Diplodicus are being groomed to take over the family business: repressing the peasants…errr…that is, caring for my beloved people. My interests include: development of the New Mulletonian weapons systems, the pinnacle of which is the spud gun; refinement of our island cuisine, especially New Mulletonian Roadkill (a national delicacy); and extensive research into all aspects of the alien Elvis impersonators, who triggered the greatest crisis in New Mulletonian history when they engineered the SPAM shortage of the 1990s.

Location

5214, New Mulletonia

Introduction

I am the benevolent dictator of New Mulletonia, a small island nation in the middle of Table Rock Lake in Southwest Missouri. My wife of 25+ years, Dorothy Piranha, and I are the parents of two children: our 17 year old daughter DeSoto Piranha, and our 15 year old son Diplodicus Piranha. DeSoto and Diplodicus are being groomed to take over the family business: repressing the peasants…errr…that is, caring for my beloved people. My interests include: development of the New Mulletonian weapons systems, the pinnacle of which is the spud gun; refinement of our island cuisine, especially New Mulletonian Roadkill (a national delicacy); and extensive research into all aspects of the alien Elvis impersonators, who triggered the greatest crisis in New Mulletonian history when they engineered the SPAM shortage of the 1990s.