Jeanette

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Gender Female
Industry Education
Occupation Director
Location Forest Park, Illinois, United States
Introduction I live in my parents house with my boyfriend, John, and my cats, Smirnoff and Tipsy. My heterosexual life partner, Jenny, lives a couple of blocks away (she tried to move an entire town away but couldn't deal with listening to me cry every night).
Interests friends, my cats, movies, lunch, new pens and highlighters, the ocean, balancing our checkbook, surealistic art, planning my dream house, reading, "Friends", jewelry, getting my eyebrows waxed, planning events, packing
Favorite Movies Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dawn of the Dead (the one where they're actually in a mall and not an indoor shopping center), The Whole Nine Yards, Saving Private Ryan, Saw, High Tension, Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Analize This, Casino, Beverly Hills Cop, Meet the Fockers, Lethal Weapon
Favorite Music Marilyn Manson, Christina Aguilera, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Aerosmith, Coal Chamber, Frank Sinatra, Rob Zombie, Eminem, Linkin Park, Bush, No Doubt, Disturbed
Favorite Books The Harry Potter collection by J.K. Rowling, The Collector by John Fowles, The Mayfair Witch collection by Anne Rice, Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

If I were a pirate it would be normal to say poop deck. Also, I hear stories about poop all day long from Jennie so poop isn't funny, poop happens.