Bonita Herold

My blogs

Gender	Female
Occupation	Writer
Introduction	ACTED in Pick-a-Dilly. A Dilly sister, I batted my eyes and lisped, “I thimply ADORE big, throng men like you!” The highlight? My blood-curdling scream! BORN without a blueprint for wisdom teeth. CERTIFIED to teach at age 54. DREAMS of publication. EMOTIONAL, crying over movies, books, news, and the National Anthem. FARM-RAISED, just what you hope for in a chicken but not a salmon. I don’t know about a woman. GROWING as a writer. HAPPY to be alive! ITCHES with mosquito bites but not poison ivy, opposite to my husband. Kids remain itch-free. JITTERY when speaking to a crowd. KILLS too much time. LOVES the hubby and two grown kids. LOTS! MUSICALLY-disenfranchised at singing and playing a horn. NEVER lets soda pass my lips. OPTIMISTIC. PERSISTENT. QUARRELSOME when hungry. RICH with friendships. SMILES crookedly. TIRED of living far from the kids. UNIQUE in that I grew up with an outhouse! VOLUNTEERS as bingo caller. WEARS only comfortable shoes. X chromosome makes me who I am. YELLS only when yelled at. Ahem. ZUMBAS like crazy!
Interests	Writing, reading, eating, talking, listening, dancing
Favorite Movies	Gone With the Wind, What About Bob, Crazy in Alabama, Throw Momma From the Train
Favorite Music	Oldies, Zumba
Favorite Books	Too many to list!