The Keeper
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Professional Slacker |
| Location | Colorado, United States |
| Interests | Photography, Photo-Manipulation, Video Games, Television, Music, Sleeping, Cigarettes, Reading, Writing, College, Pizza, and Technology |
| Favorite movies | Requiem For a Dream, The Godfather, The Goodfellas, Scarface, Clockwork Orange, Equilibrium, American History X, Coffee and Cigarettes, |
| Favorite music | A Perfect Circle, AFI, Jamie Madrox, TooL, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Tech N9ne |
| Favorite books | The Spanish Tragedy, Hamlet, Dragonlance Series, Peoples of Prehistory America series, a lot of Stephen King and Dean Koontz |
You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
Well, I would assume.. right here, if the cartoons are correct. Dig a hole anywhere and you get to China, eventually.