Swearing Mother
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Lady of leisure |
| Location | Birmingham, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | There's not much to say about me, I am fairly boring. I love my family, love my friends, liked my job but need to do something more interesting with myself, preferably in a creative way. Fear it may be too late though. I do however have a rather odd sense of humour and a somewhat robust turn of phrase when the mood takes me.... |
| Interests | Shopping, reading, TV, socialising, eating, drinking, worrying. Shouting at people. Buying clothes, taking them back when I've seen myself in my mirror at home. Swearing. Writing furious letters to The Times. |
| Favorite movies | Jumping Jack Flash, Enemy of the State, Pretty Woman, Bridget Jones, Notting Hill, Shakespeare in Love, Conspiracy Theory,King's Speech, Skyfall. |
| Favorite music | Beatles, Scissor Sisters, Rolling Stones, The Cars, |
| Favorite books | The Midnight Folk, a children's book by John Masefield. The Horse Whisperer. |
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
Drop the nut, knee in the crutch, two fingers up the nostrils and a Chinese burn - oh, sorry, did you mean just one?