Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	alligator therapist
Location	Missouri city (Houston), Texas, United States
Introduction	You and I think all the time. Our brains never shut down, unless we're consuming way too much tequila. But after we've processed all those thoughts and ideas, there are interesting little pieces of chips in the bottom of the brain's resealable bag, and they are often the best, even though you can't really dip them into the French onion. Why are they the best? Because they have all that flavoring from the other chips that has settled down into the bottom of the bag, that's why.
Interests	Caving, theatre, video editing, world domination, gardening, cold fusion, writing, comic books
Favorite movies	Dr Zhivago, Lord of the Rings, Jurassic Park
Favorite music	Annie Herring, Kim Hill, Needfire, Beatles
Favorite books	The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

Yes. Give them rum and they will spell better.