Occupation	Code monkey
Location	Midwest USA, United States
Introduction	Software dev who has found and been employed by the Nerd Mothership. Would-be writer who sorely needs some practice. Slightly too fascinated with the melancholy world of Pluggers. Not actually an anthropomorphic capybara.
Interests	comics, writing, Pluggers

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

It's either scared that it might be next, or full of malicious glee at the fact that finally that damned apple got what he had coming to him.