Jokey Smurf
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | quondam train-waiter |
| Location | Provo, UTAH, Tajikistan |
| Introduction | I'm happy. So leave me alone. |
| Interests | Food, poetry, religion, politics, movies, books, astronomy, camping, language, humor |
| Favorite movies | Gatacca, Children of Men, Rudy, The Iron Giant, What Dreams May Come, Snow Falling on Cedars, Moulin Rouge!, Hercules, Peter Pan, Labyrinth, Pan's Labyrinth, Sixth Sense, The Hudsucker Proxy, What's Up Doc?, Bringing up Baby, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, A Beautiful Mind, The Muppet Movie, Cars, Fight Club, Hairspray, Transformers, The Conversation, Meet the Robinsons, Stardust, The Two Towers, X-Men 3, The Incredibles, Oscar, Boondock Saints, Spiderman, Minority Report, Donnie Darko, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate factory, MirrorMask, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Dead Poets Society, Ocean's Eleven, Twelve Monkeys, A Beautiful Mind, Sweet Home Alabama, Rope, Holes, Mystery Men, White Men Can't Jump, October Sky, The Hours, Return of the Jedi, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Last Action Hero, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Memento, Frailty, Dark City, Adaptation, Waiting for Guffman, The Red Violin, The Game, It's a Wonderful Life, Victim, Back to the Future, The Family Stone, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, A Time to Kill, Lucky Number Slevin, America's Sweethearts, Brick, Year of the Dog, Spellbound, 12 Angry Men, Batman: The Movie, Stranger than Fiction, The Prizewinner of Defiance Ohio, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain, Nunsense |
| Favorite music | Barenaked Ladies, Guster, Splender, Cake, disco, Grieg, DMB, Nickel Creek, Garth Brooks, Blue October, Jans Ian, Matchbox 20, Regina Spektor, Emiliana Torinni, Sondheim, Jewel, Imogen Heap, Live, Pearl Jam, Vienna Teng, Counting Crows, Andrea Bocelli, Dr. Dimento, Les Miserables, Sister Hazel, Sublime, Anna Nalick, Wicked, Kansas, Blues Traveler, Green Day, Lauryn Hill |
| Favorite books | Peter Pan, The Poisonwood Bible, Through the Looking Glass, Snow Falling on Cedars, The Alchemist, The Things They Carried, Cloud Atlas, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Stand, The Phantom Tollbooth, Otherland, Ender's Game, A Bag of Moonshine, my psychology textbook, Jesus the Christ, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Redwall, Giggle Giggle Quack, Freakonomics, Harry Potter, The Runaway Jury, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Great Divorce, The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy, Stargirl, Witches; Ghosts; and Goblins, The Invisible Man (Wells' version), Holes, Montana 1948, Encyclopedia Brown, Lord of the Flies, The Princess Bride, Sphere, Black Like Me, And Then There Were None, Swan Song, Puzzle Island, Astro City |
Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
They start their periods.