Ambidextarious Quadrapalegic
My blogs
| Occupation | Brewer |
|---|---|
| Introduction | My body is young and virile but my soul is old and bitter. I love fish (wink wink), can bend pipe with my tongue (nudge nudge) and enjoy thrusting my face between two juicy hams (unspecified third insinuating gesture). |
| Interests | Taking advantage of the physically and mentally disabled, stealing food from charities, lobbying congress to end prohibiting the porn industry from recruiting in high schools, shaving kittens, disseminating communist propaganda, wearing chinchilla fur panties, taunting the less fortunate and fucking your mom. Hard. Damn hard. |
| Favorite movies | Dr. Strangelove, Deep Throat, The Birds, Rollerball, Piglet's Big Movie, 2001 A Space Odessy, My Neighbor Totoro, Faces of Death |
| Favorite music | Captin Beefheart and his Magic Band, Raffi, Billy Idol, Sparks, Muddy Waters, Leonard Nimoy, Flaming Lips, Atom and his Package, Enon, Boards of Canada, Stevie Wonder, Talking Heads, Sonic Youth, The Sex Pistols |
| Favorite books | Music of Chance, In the Country of Last Things, We, Carch-22, Razor Wire Pubic Hair, Midnight's Children, Oracle Night, Satan Burger, Axiomatic, Vurt, The Curious Sofa: A Pornografic Work by Odgard Weary, The Big Sleep, City of Glass (Graphic Novel), Childhood's End, The Castle, The Death of Ivan Ilyich |