Miss Cartier
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Real Estate |
| Location | Portland, Oregon, United States |
| Introduction | Celebrating randomness in a world steeped in predictability |
| Interests | Sarcasm, Mysteriousness, The Plague, The Apocalypse, Linguistics, Dressage, Thylacines, Randomness, Anonymous mayhem at the expense of The Man |
| Favorite movies | Whale Rider, The Boarded Window, Man From Snowy River, Princess Mononoke, Shaun of the Dead, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Off The Map, The Prestige, No Country for Old Men, Let the Right One In |
| Favorite music | Anything except crap. But sometimes, crap. |
| Favorite books | Endurance, The Snow Walker, The Last Unicorn, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Prince Jan St. Bernard, The Virgin Suicides, Year of Wonders, The Jungle, Howl's Moving Castle, A Wild Thing |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "It's better than yours!" No matter what that goddamn apple is doing.