Miss Cartier

My blogs

Gender	Female
Industry	Real Estate
Location	Portland, Oregon, United States
Introduction	Celebrating randomness in a world steeped in predictability
Interests	Sarcasm, Mysteriousness, The Plague, The Apocalypse, Linguistics, Dressage, Thylacines, Randomness, Anonymous mayhem at the expense of The Man
Favorite Movies	Whale Rider, The Boarded Window, Man From Snowy River, Princess Mononoke, Shaun of the Dead, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Off The Map, The Prestige, No Country for Old Men, Let the Right One In
Favorite Music	Anything except crap. But sometimes, crap.
Favorite Books	Endurance, The Snow Walker, The Last Unicorn, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Prince Jan St. Bernard, The Virgin Suicides, Year of Wonders, The Jungle, Howl's Moving Castle, A Wild Thing

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "It's better than yours!" No matter what that goddamn apple is doing.