Ari Collins

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Gender Male
Industry Arts
Location Belleville, NJ, United States
Introduction Ari Collins writes 55-word stories, short shorts, and occasionally just blogs some random thoughts. He’s been planning to write a serial novel for forever, but chances are he’ll never have the drive to do it. Besides Nanofic.com, he runs Air Theremin, a group blog of artists artisting art together, and keeps a list of dirty portmanteau at Pornmanteau - The Word Combo Dicktionary.

Ari is 30 and somehow ended up in NJ, where he does balloon sculpting and tries to finish that elusive English degree. After that, maybe a Ph.D. in Horribleness is next. He’s also extremely short.

Ari Collins is not his real name. He also goes by screen names like “Abbreviated Man” and “Better Hodgkins” (currently his favorite IM screen name if you wanna chat). He used to go by Carl Jeffries, and before that he went by his given name, which won’t be given.

I’m Ari Collins, and I approved this message.
Interests fiction, speculative fiction, serial fiction, microfiction, yourmomsfiction
Favorite Movies Reservoir Dogs, Delicatessen, Children of Men, The Neverending Story, Melvin Goes To Dinner, Mirrormask, Bullets Over Broadway, The Purple Rose of Cairo, Deconstructing Harry, The Big Lebowski, Oh Brother Where Art Thou), Space Mutiny (The MST3K version), 28 Days Later, Cloverfield, The Fountain, Mulholland Drive, Ninja Scroll, Fantastic Planet, Jurassic Park, The Prestige, Life is Beautiful
Favorite Books Mostly I'll just list authors: Malcolm Gladwell, David Eggers, China Mieville, Margaret Atwood, James McManus, Octavia Butler, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, David Mack, Daniel Clowes, Chris Ware, Alex Robinson, Craig Thompson, The Walking Dead, the A Game of Thrones series with its godawful actual series name, Mike Resnick, House of Leaves, Speaker for the Dead, Orson Scott Card short stories, Chuck Palahniuk, Robert Olen Butler, Haruki Murakami, David Sedaris.