Utilityinfielder
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Transcendental Martian Aqua Farmer |
| Location | SEATTLE, Washington, United States |
| Introduction | Jim is a tiresome individual who bitches and whines incessantly about many aspects of his personal life. Rarely seen in public, Jim makes his living at the fringes of the corporate TV world where he participates in making executives look and sound good. He remembers the Television program "The Wild Wild West" fondly, though actually meeting Robert Conrad on an infomercial set is considered a low point of his career, a sad moment, proving that the manipulated image and the actual reality of the world are two vastly different things. Jim is married to his very favorite human being in the world, who he thanks for saving him from a shabby life under a blue tarp, down by the river. Jim is deeply indifferent to ice cream. He wishes that he was still in contact with his hair. |
| Favorite books | Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Day of the Locust by Nathanael West |