Jeff Burns

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Filmmaker, Tutor
Location New York, United States
Introduction I'm a writer, producer, and director from upstate New York whose films have screened on PBS and at numerous film festivals. When I'm not making films or watching sci-fi/fantasy movies, I tutor high school students in SAT/ACT prep, Math, Writing, and Latin. I also co-founded a company that helps learning-disabled high school students improve their writing and critical reasoning skills. My favorite films/shows include Star Wars, Braveheart, The Terminator, Star Trek: DS9, Buffy, Chuck, and Scooby-Doo (best cartoon ever!). I'm currently shooting my new web series Super Knocked Up, which is about a female super-villain who gets knocked up by a superhero. The series is based on my actual life. Okay, not really. But I would really like to date a hot super-villain!
Interests Filmmaking, Writing, Sci-fi, Fantasy, Superheroes, Shakespeare, Backpacking, Cross-Country Road Trips, Volleyball
Favorite Movies Star Wars, Braveheart, The Terminator, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Glory, Memento, The Dark Knight
Favorite Music Michael Jackson, Madonna, Bryan Adams, Katy Perry, Glee
Favorite Books I'm going to do authors instead :) J.K. Rowling, Piers Anthony, Timothy Zahn, David Eddings, Brian Michael Bendis, Drew Karpyshyn

What spells can you cast with magic markers?

The Super Kaleidoscope of Colors Flying Attack Spell! Where the magic markers fly around the person and mark their entire body in every color imaginable. And then they pass out from the marker fumes :)