Tanner "Four String Finger Sting" Simmons

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Gender Male
Industry Student
Occupation One Bad Mamma-Jamma!
Location Yale, Michigan, United States
Introduction My name is Alphonso Regarde XII...but you may call me Tanner. I'm now an alumni of Yale High School, class of 2011. I've been there my whole life, and everybody still hates me. I like to play bass guitar, and write songs for my musical project "I Eat Stickfigures" consisting of a bunch of lame teenagers who like to think they know music. Also, I'm poor, untalented, and ugly. I hope you enjoy my blog.
Interests Playing bass, drawing, listening to lots of terrible music, songwriting, making home movies, vid-ya games, watching old movies, and long, naked walks on the beach.
Favorite Movies Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Fight Club, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, The Blues Brothers, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, The Mad Max Trilogy, American History X, Evil Dead, Super Mario Bros. The Movie, Clerks, Joe's Apartment, Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior, Pineapple Express, Wayne's World 1 & 2, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Kick-Ass, Mallrats, Up, Inglorious Basterds, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Favorite Music I Eat Stickfigures, Roses & Riots, Crush Of Society, Dick Hickey, Gorillaz, Queens Of The Stone Age, Josh Ritter, Streetlight Manifesto, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Metric, Beck, Operation Ivy, Our Lady Peace, Rancid, The Adventures Of Duane & BrandO, The Amazing BrandO, ACTION ADVENTURE WORLD, The Protomen, Allister, Anamanaguchi, The Aquabats, BAMF!, brentalfloss, Broken Social Scene, Chase Long Beach, Coheed & Cambria, Combichrist, The Darkness, Descendents, EXIT MINDBOMB, The Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Queen, Goldfinger, Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, Joey Eppard, The Strokes, The Killers, The Lonely Island, Mega Ran (Random), Modest Mouse, Mustard Plug, My Chemical Romance, N*Sync, Nerd Army, Nirvana, Owl City, Paramore, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rise Against, The Shimshaws, Snow Patrol, Social Distortion, Soundgarden, Sulek, System Of A Down, Team Teamwork, Tenacious D, Three Days Grace, The Toasters, Year 200X
Favorite Books The Zombie Survival Guide, Rise Of The Ogre, The Sword That Cut The Burning Grass, Fight Club