Lambkins
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Marriage and Family Therapist |
| Location | Ohio, United States |
| Introduction | First off: What the fuck is up with the background picture on this blog? That, bitchez, is a picture that my youngest drew of the Easter bunny, thereby proving that it is creepy as fuck if a 4 year old can depict it that way. I am a MFT, in private practice. I will never write about my clients on this blog. I have 4 daughters, Elizabeth, Jewel, Alexis, and Charlie, and 2 granddaughters, Delilah and WIllow. I also have a stillborn son, Gabriel. My hubby Charles and I have been married since 2004. I take responsibility for any and all white hairs in his goatee/beard. I have 3 dogs; Roman Pedro IV, a terrier mix who is a bit of an asshole; Dozer, a shepherd mix who is my husband’s bestie, and Chief, an Aussiedoodle, AKA a digeridoodle. We also have 3 cats: Winnifred Joshua, an operative of the Ukrainian Army with a direct phone line to Zalensky in the basement, Winter Stormy, a neurotic mess we rescued...wait for it...during a winter storm, and Bateson Jebidah, my office cat I rescued at age 4 weeks who comes to work with me. I 100% believe people come to see him. Life gets crazy around here...girls are NOT quieter than boys by any stretch of the imagination. Venmo: Laura-Wheeler-93 |
| Interests | Crocheting, Fertility Awareness Method, Gardening, Running, Reading, General Crafting, Conflict Avoidance |
| Favorite movies | Tombstone, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Office Space, Snatch, Napoleon Dynamite, Inside Out 1 and 2 Note how none are recent movies...I now lack the ability to sit through an entire movie and pay attention without feeling like I am going to lose my shit. |
| Favorite music | Any and All genres, with the possible exception of pop country |
| Favorite books | Circle of Friends, anything by Jennifer Cruise or Fredrick Backman, Pigs in Heaven; Dance of Anger; Taking Charge of Your Fertility; Mating in Captivity; The Body Keeps the Score, Come As You Are, Untangled |