Lambkins

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Gender Female
Occupation Marriage and Family Therapist
Location Ohio, United States
Introduction First off: What the fuck is up with the background picture on this blog? That, bitchez, is a picture that my youngest drew of the Easter bunny, thereby proving that it is creepy as fuck if a 4 year old can depict it that way. I am a MFT, doing therapy and pretending I know what the fuck I am doing. I will never write about my clients on this blog...hello, don't want to get sued! I have 4 daughters, Elizabeth, Jewel, Alexis, and Charlie. I also have a son who was stillborn, Gabriel. My husband Charles and I have been married since 2004. I take full responsibility for any and all white hairs in his goatee/beard. I have 3 dogs; Roman Pedro IV, a terrier mix who is a bit of an asshole; Dozer, a shepherd mix who is my husband’s bestie, and Chief, an Aussiedoodle, AKA a digeridoodle. Life gets pretty crazy around here...girls are NOT quieter than boys by any stretch of the imagination. Venmo: Laura-Wheeler-93
Interests Crocheting, Fertility Awareness Method, Gardening, Running, Reading, General Crafting, Conflict Avoidance
Favorite Movies Tombstone, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Office Space, Snatch, Napoleon Dynamite. Note how none are recent movies...I now lack the ability to sit through an entire movie and pay attention without feeling like I am going to lose my shit.
Favorite Music Any and All genres, with the possible exception of pop country
Favorite Books Circle of Friends, anything by Jennifer Cruise or Fredrick Backman, Pigs in Heaven; Dance of Anger; Taking Charge of Your Fertility; Mating in Captivity; The Body Keeps the Score, Come As You Are, Untangled