|Introduction||Author of ANTIQUE PIANO & OTHER SOUR NOTES, a collection of humorous poetry for adults. Writer of MG novels, poet, journalist, humour writer, tulip greeter, Owl Princess, skunk sommelier. I want to be Shakespeare with a happy home life. I'm halfway there.|
|Interests||owls, writing, reading, tulips, Bogie, books, humour, dogs, Shelties, art deco, poetry, Shakespeare, decoupage, collage, theatre, movies, travel|
|Favorite Movies||almost anything starring Humphrey Bogart|
How is an ankle unlike a consequence?
If you break an ankle, you haven't got a leg to stand on.