Bionic 1
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Military |
| Occupation | ANNOYING LIBERALS |
| Location | New Jersey, United States |
| Introduction | NEW JERSEYS MOST RESPECTED AND ADORED SURF FISHERMAN |
| Interests | PISSING PEOPLE OFF |
| Favorite movies | SCHINDLERS LIST |
| Favorite music | SPOON PLAYERS |
| Favorite books | MESAG: THE FINAL SOLUTION |