Gender	Female
Industry	Technology
Occupation	Part-time Yoda
Location	Seattle, WA, United States
Introduction	Blonde. Gay. Terrible at being malevolent. Future Jeopardy contestent. Lover of squishy faced dogs. Endless story teller. Pull up a chair. Let's talk.
Interests	Writing, music, food, singing, theatre, hanging out in coffee shops, and traveling
Favorite movies	The Color Purple, Lord of the Rings, Imagine Me and You, Little Women, Young Frankenstein, Little Shop of Horrors, Annie
Favorite music	U2, Coldplay, John Mayer, Guster, Goo Goo Dolls, Rammstein, Fleetwood Mac, The Shins, Feist, Regina Spektor, Brandi Carlile, Kate Nash
Favorite books	She's Come Undone, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, My Miserable Lonely Lesbian Pregnancy, Jennifer Weiner books

Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?

Perhaps an octopus would. Is an octopus a fish?