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GenderMale
LocationTri-Cities, Washington, United States
Favorite moviesCashback, Sin Nombre, Away We Go, Pulp Fiction, Grandma's Boy, Wet Hot American Summer
Favorite musicDrive-By Truckers, Radiohead, Lupe Fiasco, Lucero, Kings of Convenience, Vampire Weekend, Fleet Foxes
Favorite booksBlood Meridian, As I Lay Dying, The Quiet American, Cathedral, Eating the Dinosaur, Catch-22, Breakfast of Champions

Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?

I know this to be true. In fact, when I was a kid my bike was stolen and I cried for days. My mom went to McDonald's and bought me a Filet O' Fish to cheer me up. When I bit into it, I bit into a pedal! That fish bastard had stolen my bike, and had paid for it with his life. It was later made into an M. Knight Shyamalan student film.

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