Fang Bastardson
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper |
| Location | Nowheresville, Kansas |
| Introduction | Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved. |
| Interests | Truth, Justice, The American Way--that sort of thing |