|God I'm old! I've had more jobs than anyone could reasonably shake a stick at, from melon farming to motorcycle couriering and everything in between. There are a few constants in my life. My lovely and long suffering wife, my lovely and long suffering home, and my lovely and long suffering motorcycles, although I'm feeling increasingly guilty about burning petrol for fun these days when there are so many other good options. I make no claims about being a mechanical genius, but if I can, I will try to fix just about anything. I make no claim either that you, the reader will like my opinions, but hey; that's life. If you have an alternative view, feel free to try and persuade me that you are right.