Dr. Luke Van Tessel
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Science |
| Occupation | 'tern, yo |
| Location | Shrinkville, Eastern Seaboard, Austria |
| Introduction | Join me on my quest not to kill anyone. |
| Interests | Truth. Fiction. Everything in between. |
| Favorite books | House of God, by Samuel Shem; The U.S.A., by John Dos Passos; The Chicago Manual of Style. |