Quandary
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Feral Statistician |
| Location | Indiana, United States |
| Interests | running, biking, reading, writing |
| Favorite movies | Little Big Man, Dr. Strangelove, Caddy Shack, Airplane, The Big Lebowski |
| Favorite music | Blues, Jazz |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
When he shoots the dove with his laser gun.