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A Day In The Life Of A Professional Shoplifter

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Introduction	Hi, I'm the guy you hate. I'm the reason you have to pay too much for anything you buy in a store. I'm the guy you spend all your hard earned money on to stop. I've just spent the last 5 years traveling the world using the proceedings of my ill-gotten gains but now the money has run out. I've been sitting at home for weeks contemplating what scam to use to raise funds for my next trip. After seeing a report last week on a couple that were arrested after admitting their crimes on Dr Phil I decided to check into it a little further. I discovered this couple were stealing daily and selling their cache on "Fencebay" for an annual profit of around $100,000. I decided right there and then that my new profession is going to be shoplifting. I have thieved on a large scale since I was around 15 years old and have never been caught. Many times I have been suspected and have even been interviewed by the police once. Because I didn't say anything they had nothing to charge me with. That's why I always work alone; I don't trust anyone to not blab.

Introduction

Hi, I'm the guy you hate. I'm the reason you have to pay too much for anything you buy in a store. I'm the guy you spend all your hard earned money on to stop. I've just spent the last 5 years traveling the world using the proceedings of my ill-gotten gains but now the money has run out. I've been sitting at home for weeks contemplating what scam to use to raise funds for my next trip. After seeing a report last week on a couple that were arrested after admitting their crimes on Dr Phil I decided to check into it a little further. I discovered this couple were stealing daily and selling their cache on "Fencebay" for an annual profit of around $100,000. I decided right there and then that my new profession is going to be shoplifting. I have thieved on a large scale since I was around 15 years old and have never been caught. Many times I have been suspected and have even been interviewed by the police once. Because I didn't say anything they had nothing to charge me with. That's why I always work alone; I don't trust anyone to not blab.