MelissaJane
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | pa |
| Introduction | I'm a girl in her mid thirties that has the body of an 85 year old woman. I like seeing the glass half full, but sometimes it leaks. Also, I'm fun, obnoxious, opinionated, and happy usually. I will always call myself a newlywed (honestly... who wants to be the "old married couple??") and I have an absolutely fantastic husband and three adorable little kiddens. And now, I'm a mom too! To a human! Who is an incredible little dude that has my personality which means OMG I love him and simultaneously want to rip my hair out. I have very little modesty and love sleeping naked. I talk an ungodly amount, but I have a lot to say. I love life and am very content with what direction my life is going. I have excellent friends and an amazing support system. How's that for an about me? |
| Interests | I have lots of interest. I get distracted easily and wooed by new things. |
| Favorite movies | I'd rather list what I don't like first. I don't like bloody action movies for the most part, spy movies, historical movies, documentaries, "love" stories or "real" horror movies. I enjoy cheesy comedies, girly non romantic movies, ironically funny movies, movies involving dancing or cheerleading (does anyone NOT like Bring It On??? - lol), and almost anything Pixar and Disney. Toy Story was quoted in our wedding ceremony. Yes, seriously. |
| Favorite music | Anything I can sing along to. Seriously. |
| Favorite books | Such a Pretty Fat is my new favorite book. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Jen Lancaster is amazing... Otherwise, I can read almost anything, even shampoo bottles interest me. Although Aldous Huxley Brave New World is my favorite anytime read. I like girly books, sci fi books, I've ready a lot of Dean Koontz, Steven King, and teen writer Christopher Pike. I have the Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Lemony Snicket, and Harry Potter Series. I also have an entire collection of childrens books with If You Give a Mouse a Cookie series being my favorite series and Oscar the Grouch, Would You Please Go Away being my favorite single book. So yeah, I read a lot. |
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
First, I will NEVER forget my mom's birthday. But, if I could have a paper plate too... I'd make a nice "beaded" frame by enameling the pits out of glue and gluing them in a pattern around a precut area. Go me.