Sideshow Bill
My blogs
Blogs I follow
- oh the horror
- Part of the Problem
- Pumpkin Hollow
- PUMPKINROT.COM: The Blog
- The Blogulator
- The Occasional Truth
- The Rude Pundit
| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | Employed |
| Location | DeKalb, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | Mouthy liberal socialist atheist. Single dad of 3 kids. Currently unemployed. Bipolar and schizoaffective. Kinda went to college. Born and raised in Jamestown, NY. Relocated to DeKalb, Illinois in 2006. Still there. |
| Interests | MOVIES, DVDs, CONCERTS, MUSIC, VIDEO GAMES, BOOKS, COMPUTERS, INTERNET, HORROR COLLECTIBLES, MIAMI DOLPHINS, CHICAGO CUBS, WRITING, SEXY TIME, TELEVISION: (The Simpson's, South Park, Archer, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Broad City, Game of Thrones, Daredevil, Orange ITNB, Bob's Burgers, Seinfeld, King of the Hill, Futurama, The Sarah Silverman Program, Eastbound Down, Flight of the Conchords, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show, Sopranos, Mr. Show, Spaced, Tenacious D, Cheers, Sports Center, X-Files, Family Guy, American Dad, TV Funhouse, Freaks & Geeks, True Blood FOOD, COMEDY (PATTON OSWALT, SARAH SILVERMAN, MITCH HEDBERG, David Cross, Brian Posehn, Bill Mahar, Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Mitch Hedburg, Nick Swardson, Doug Stanhope) |
| Favorite Movies | HALLOWEEN (Original), JAWS, DAWN OF THE DEAD (Original), BLUE VELVET, GREMLINS, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, BOOGIE NIGHTS, GOODFELLAS, ROBOCOP, ALIEN/ALIENS, TERMINATOR, THIS IS SPINAL TAP, THE THING (1982), BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, STARSHIP TROOPERS, MULHOLLAND DRIVE, THE EVIL DEAD, SEVEN, SLEEPY HOLLOW, ZOOLANDER, RAISING ARIZONA, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, LET THE RIGHT ONE IN, THERE WILL BE BLOOD, ZODIAC, DODGEBALL, IDIOCRACY, LORD OF THE RINGS, BIG LEBOWSKI, ORGAZMO, INNERSPACE, ED WOOD, HOT FUZZ, TEAM AMERICA, WATCHMEN, RUSHMORE, BEETLEJUICE, GHOST WORLD, BUCKAROO BANZAI, AMERICAN SPLENDOR, OFFICE SPACE, FANTASTIC MR. FOX, WALL-E, THE INCREDIBLES, DAWN OF THE DEAD (remake), LA CONFIDENTIAL, FARGO, PRINCESS BRIDE, THE NAKED GUN, BRUNO, BORAT, KARATE KID, ANCHORMAN, TROPIC THUNDER, THE HOWLING, THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, HURT LOCKER |
| Favorite Music | RAMONES, R.E.M., THE KINKS, U2, THE STONE ROSES, THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS, THE CRAMPS, ROBYN HITCHCOCK, SUPERCHUNK, TEENAGE FANCLUB, REDD KROSS, NEKO CASE, PAVEMENT, ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN, THE SMITHS, THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN, BIKINI KILL, SCREAMING FEMALES, JULIE RUIN, Sleater-Kinney, Big Star, Billy Bragg, Crowded House, Pixies, Eugenius, The Pastels, Vaselines, Television, Yo La Tengo, My Bloody Valentine, AC Newman, The Killers, Destroyer, Modest Mouse, New Order, The Jam, Radiohead, Oingo Boingo, Ride, The Darkness, Stone Gods, Straitjacket Fits, The Bats, The Verlaines, Sonic Youth, The Muffs, Supergrass, Tenacious D, That Petrol Emotion, XTC, The Church, The Clash, The House of Love, Killers, The Clean, The Strokes, Throwing Muses, Wolfmother, Elvis Costello, Velocity Girl, Sloan, Sebadoh, Jayhawks, Oasis, Neil Finn, Split Enz, Matthew Sweet, Manic Street Preachers, Interpol, Elliot Smith, Depeche Mode, Arctic Monkeys, Buzzcocks, The Sundays, Undertones, Julian Cope, Afghan Whigs, Bettie Serveert, Arcade Fire, Urge Overkill, Suede, The Housemartins, Luna, Joy Division, The Wonder Stuff, Freedy Johnston, Gram Parsons, Guided By Voices, The 3Ds, All About Eve, Beat Happening, The Field Mice, Nick Lowe, Travis, Blur, Surfer Blood, Dum Dum Girls |
| Favorite Books | All HP Lovecraft, especially Cthulhu Mythos. Douglas Adams, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, " Clive Barker, Richard K Morgan, Max Brooks, "World War Z, " "Ender's Game, " Neil Gaiman, Brian Keene, Simon Clark, John Hodgeman, music/punk biographies/histories, film criticism & history, Graphic novels: Watchmen, Marvel Zombies, Hack/Slash, Batman, Y The Last Man, Seconds |
Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
It already is. A male turtle's wiener is visible on the under side of it's shell. I do not recommend playing Red Rover with turtles, however.