Occupation	Bike Pornographer
Location	pdx, cascadia, U.S. Outlying Islands
Introduction	treats bicycles like women
Favorite movies	I keep noticing all of this Harry Potter porn... seriously, you think Malfoy looked odd beforehand? American Astronaut is the shit.
Favorite books	Botany of Desire, Fast Food Nation, Zinesters guide to Portland, Help! a Bear is Eating Me, Dune,

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

wood! or any non ferris metal like aluminum.