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Occupation Bike Pornographer
Location pdx, cascadia, U.S. Outlying Islands
Introduction treats bicycles like women
Favorite Movies I keep noticing all of this Harry Potter porn... seriously, you think Malfoy looked odd beforehand? American Astronaut is the shit.
Favorite Books Botany of Desire, Fast Food Nation, Zinesters guide to Portland, Help! a Bear is Eating Me, Dune

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

wood! or any non ferris metal like aluminum.