Gender	Female
Location	Yorktown, VA, United States
Introduction	My life is mayhem. I am writing a children's novel in the midst of it or will die trying. My home cast of characters: Mr. Cynic: 16, Future rock star and sarcastic nerdy chick magnet. Captain Comic: 13, He has Asperger’s Syndrome. He’s funny, sometimes on purpose. Toots: 3, Beauty, brains and she sings. Honey: I married him. He has big shoulders. Grandma: Honey’s mother and resident kisser of boo-boos. Lucy: the terrorizing terrier. Babette: old ghetto queen cat. I am a lover of the arts, curious cat, literature hound, movie addict, nature worshipper, cheating vegetarian, beach bum, and mom. I live in Coastal Virginia and pine for New England and the Red Sox. Every day is an adventure, even in Suburbia. I take a lot of pictures. Oh, and apparently, now I quilt.
Interests	everything
Favorite movies	where do i start? how do i list? by decade starting with buster keaton?
Favorite music	see movies, but starting with medieval madrigals? no wait, make that ancient drumming of any continent...
Favorite books	see above but starting with beowolf?

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

kersplat fhthtsst... i'm all about onomatopoeia.