Arizona Bay
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Freelance Asshole |
| Location | Cincinnati, Ohio, United States |
| Introduction | Take my advice - don't listen to me. |
| Interests | Girls half my age, music, standup comedy, alcohol |
| Favorite movies | Porn, mostly |
| Favorite music | Too much to mention |
| Favorite books | Most anything by Hunter S. Thompson or H. P. Lovecraft. |