Footprints In The Custard
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| Industry | Arts |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Band, Plower of Clunge |
| Location | Manchester, Lancashire, United Kingdom |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | In the summer of 2006, a group of bored college students decided to form a band. Pizza, Whisky and Pepto Bismal. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect band. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X. Thus Footprints In The Custard were born! Using their ultra-superpowers, Russ, Ian, Whitty, Tommo and Ross have dedicated their lives to boldly go into Hayley Williams like no one has gone before...and restore freedom to the galaxy forever. The boys released their debut album, 'Oh God, It's Warm' in 2007 (with a rerelease coming soon), selling the first press of CDs rapidly throughout the Crewe and Nantwich area. Then.. University. Band killer extraordinaire. Years later, degrees in hand, the band are back (now in Manchester) with a new lineup, new album (due to be released) and a renewed mission to explore the various bodily functions permissible in public. Naked. |
| Interests | Hide and Seek, I Spy, Shitting Olympics, Fornication, Custard, Ass to Mouth, Stalking Celebrities IRL, Stalking Non-Celebrities IRL, Cricket, Developing Mutant Ecosystems in Sheds, Metamorphosis, Osmosis, Summoning Bahamut, Level 43 Magikarps, Saiyan Fusion, Hayley Williams, Getting Boners, Displaying Boners, Talking About Boners, Semi Boners, Flopping Semi Boners About, Manowar |
| Favorite Movies | The Big Lebowski, Scott Pilgrim V.s. The World, Bill & Ted, Mighty Ducks, Wayne's World, Swap. |
| Favorite Music | Devin Townsend, In Flames, Lamb of God, Mother Love Bone, Skid Row, Crotchduster, Scumface, Opeth. |
| Favorite Books | Dune, Lord of the Rings, Rohpynol 101: How to Seduce A Milf, Intermediate Gardening, Profiles of a Sexual Predator: Matthew Whitworth |
If there's no I in team, why is there meat?
Because in every team, there's a sausage. Even if your singer is a ginger vegetarian. You ever had your hole licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?