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My blogs
| Industry | Fashion |
|---|---|
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | I'm an award-winning blogger and aspiring web journalist who landed the hair-replacement story of the year back in 2006. Since then, things have really worked out well for me. I now run the top rated ForeclosureAvoiders testimonial site and StuffForSaleInSaltLake fan site. These days, I pretty much just hang out IN MY POOL which is INDOORS, and text my friends Jennifer Aniston and Cheryl Crow. Sometimes I like to go for rides IN MY BMW 325i with my sweet PLEATHER JACKET, but other times I write incredibly deep poetry about STUFF FOR SALE while staring at the KOI IN MY POND. |
| Interests | koi, extreme forensic accounting, being pomopolous, wheatgrass colonics, Britney Spears' thongs, duck dongs |
| Favorite books | Fake Dad, Poor Dad |
