The Oprah
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Religion |
| Occupation | I AM God |
| Location | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | The Oprah supports Barack Obama because he is a man after The Oprah's own heart: A substanceless intellectual light-weight who uses emotion rather than logic to get his way. |
| Interests | Crying, Giving Away Free Cars, Hugs, Stedman |
| Favorite Movies | Beloved, The Color Purple |
| Favorite Music | A Continuous Loop of The Oprah's Own Voice |
| Favorite Books | Anything Not in The Oprah's Book Club DOESN'T EXIST |
Which is more important to you and why: flexibility or expandability?
The flexibility to expand is the key to The Oprah's diet.