The Lady Monster
| Occupation | Occupied with living |
|---|---|
| Location | Queen City of the Plains |
| Introduction | Once wrote a poem about Bruce Lee |
| Interests | Vibes, cheer, ch'i kung, accordion practice |
| Favorite music | Post rock, post punk, classical, hip hop, freak folk, and Emmy Lou Harris |
| Favorite books | Mostly the ones by William Faulkner, Dorothy Allison, Gina Ochner, and books about religion |
You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
Two monos are more interesting than one stereo

