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About me

Gender	Male
Industry	Student
Occupation	real estate mogul
Location	Long Beach, CA, United States
Introduction	I'd like to think that I break it down and keep it real, but more often than not, I find that those are just by-products of constantly being drunk (which is fine by me). I'm a fan of blunt, straightforward people - hence me being friends with Melanie. I'm sarcastic,relentlessly annoying and always enjoy a healthy mix of prescriptions and various pharmaceuticals (lets be honest, if its not illegal, then its probably not fun). I'm a reformed whore in EVERY sense of the word, and through a bargain with God traded in my undiscriminating ways in exchange for HIV-negative status, a jaded outlook on life, an ivy league education and a palm pilot (and I'm still not sure who got the better half of the deal in THAT one)...just kidding - like I'd EVER own a palm pilot. Recreational activities aside, i have a real knack for comical interpretation of daily life - and like any good, Christian boy - a slew of previous promiscuous experiences to reference, so get excited. I make a lot of mistakes, and this blog - no doubt - will be a reflection of those mistakes...I only hope for everyone's sake that they're fucking funny as shit.
Interests	wet clothes & dry martinis; awkward situations (that I cause); boisterous friends; flossing until my teeth bleed;loyalty; language barriers (SO funny!) and fergie (shes trannilicious)
Favorite movies	Pre-war Nazi Propaganda