Mullets and Peanut Butter
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|Location||Pittsburgh, PA, United States|
|Interests||Men with mullets who market their own brand of peanut butter.|
|Favorite Music||Hair metal.|
Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?
Super nerd time: losing teeth usually means blood loss. Red blood cells contain heme, a metalloprotein. Pennies are made of metal. Why the fuck are you tasting pennies? Someone could have put those in their butthole. Now you're going to die of someone's ass dysentery.