Mullets and Peanut Butter

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Industry Science
Occupation Microbiologist
Location Pittsburgh, PA, United States
Interests Men with mullets who market their own brand of peanut butter.
Favorite Music Hair metal.

Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?

Super nerd time: losing teeth usually means blood loss. Red blood cells contain heme, a metalloprotein. Pennies are made of metal. Why the fuck are you tasting pennies? Someone could have put those in their butthole. Now you're going to die of someone's ass dysentery.