The Collective

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Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	I give head of Film Division
Location	Germany
Introduction	I am producer and I work in Deutsche courts (I am Q.C.) and I obtain copyright of project in legal dispute. I own project and re-edit work and use documentary and feature film as well. It is with great pride but maybe feeling in my lowest bowel, or shoot myself in das foot like Luftwaffer going into the brave new world that I present this dvd of my finest work. I trust you will have same sense of unease in your pants and much trepidation as me when I first see the material. You can find good laugh at www.thecollectivedvd.com Please visit and tell me your story. Email me at thecollectivedvd@gmail.com
Interests	Brazlian waxing for men; plotting revenge on the school bullies that abuse me to this day (there are new ones every year); the causes of the children; counselling my friends with their women's troubles; reading historical truths and coming up with new conspiracies; working out and worshipping the body beautiful no matter what the sacrifice, except schnitzel; being an inspiration to others and recognising the quality of good comedy shits in others.
Favorite Movies	Schindlers Fist I and II.
Favorite Music	Mary Schneider - she yodels to God. Why does he not smote her? If you buy this DVD perhaps we can hire a man to hit her, ya?
Favorite Books	I likes the Hans, the Christian, and the Anderson.

You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?

My sexy pose