Christian Mason
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | Pah! What's to introduce..? |
| Interests | Masturbating and death obsessing |
| Favorite movies | Proper films. Art. Not the shit the kids seem to enjoy. |
| Favorite music | Proper music. Art. Not the shit the kids seem to enjoy. |
| Favorite books | Proper books... You get the picture. |